Pope: Hello. Pope speaking?
God: Hey Pope, it’s God. Sorry to call, I would have emailed but the snow’s knocked out our internet.
Pope: Oh hey, God! What’s up?
God: Listen, I don’t know how to say this but we’re letting you go.
Pope: Oh. Really? Ok. Why?
God: Well, the economy sucks and we’ve suffered. All the cutbacks and savings we need to keep this red wine stuff flowing. And, honestly, this has been a big PR disaster with you in charge. Sorry man but we’ve got to let you go.
Pope: Fine, but you can’t fire me. I quit!
*Hangs up phone*
Satan: Damn… So close.